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So this just happened
I’m standing outside the store smoking and some dudebro walks by, looks me up and down and says, “Baby girl how do you look so cool when you’re so hot?”
And before I could even think the words just fell out of my mouth.
“I’ll fucking kill you.”
His jaw fell open, he muttered a tiny “sorry” then scurried off.
I think this is one of the best things I’ve ever read.
(Source: actualhumandisaster, via veganemelda)
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