March 2011
thedancecommander:
stompy-boots:
It’s good to know my gigantic crush hasn’t blurred my judgement.
I totally cannot get into Speedball.
You’re not trying hard enough!!!
Hahaha
I tried. But…Murder Car?
http://www.facebook.com/search.php?q=speedball%20detroit&init=quick&tas=0.09211649635394148&ref=ts#!/video/video.php?v=1324402400613&oid=101003443798&comments
...
It’s good to know my gigantic crush hasn’t blurred my judgement.
I totally cannot get into Speedball.
Every time I drop my bar of soap in the shower, I have to wash it off with antibacterial hand soap. WELCOME TO OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER.
In other shower news, I just shampooed and conditioned my armpit hair because I was bored.
SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN CLEAN
Black magic and a ten dollar whore.: AWESOME.... →
dormitorygirl:
stompy-boots:
stompy-boots:
dormitorygirl:
<3 Spiff for getting the Johnny Headband shirt and poster and getting Mike’s card signed! OMGOMG. AAAAAAAAAA
Aquarius Void is pretty fucking awesome! Now theres only one more drifloon card I don’t got woooo
Hoorayyyyyy!
Also- where the hell did you…
Yesssss I need it!
How much did it cost? And how the hell much would it...
Black magic and a ten dollar whore.: AWESOME.... →
stompy-boots:
dormitorygirl:
<3 Spiff for getting the Johnny Headband shirt and poster and getting Mike’s card signed! OMGOMG. AAAAAAAAAA
Aquarius Void is pretty fucking awesome! Now theres only one more drifloon card I don’t got woooo
Hoorayyyyyy!
Also- where the hell did you…
Yesssss I need it!
How much did it cost? And how the hell much would it cost to ship here?
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via coketalk)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) →
Bomb the Music Industry! (35)
The Rinse (26)
The Wildbunch (22)
The Dirty Shame (19)
Iron Chic (17)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I hate it when this thing actually posts but I haven’t plugged in my iPod so like half my music didn’t scrobble…
needyexgirlfriend:
man, i can’t sleep with a BRA on!!!
ME EITHER!!! So uncomfortable! But I ususally do when there are people besides Dan around because I’m so self-conscious about my saggy bewbs.
AWESOME. MAIL. STUFF. TODAY. AAARHHH
dormitorygirl:
<3 Spiff for getting the Johnny Headband shirt and poster and getting Mike’s card signed! OMGOMG. AAAAAAAAAA
Aquarius Void is pretty fucking awesome! Now theres only one more drifloon card I don’t got woooo
Hoorayyyyyy!
Also- where the hell did you order Aquarius Void from?????
You act like I'm trying to raise the dead: My... →
fypblog:
1. Pokémon makes children believe free healthcare works:
In America, there is a widespread belief that free healthcare is a wondrous and desirable thing, something that America needs in order to become a civilized example of humanity in the world — this is WRONG, and games…
Both sides make some pretty good points…
When you want to catch the tardis but it's already...
letseyx:
expectations:
reality:
I'm only single because everyone I ever like:
thedancecommander:
whothefuckismansh:
Doesn’t like me back.
Lives too far away
Is taken
Is famous
Likes the other gender
Reduces me to a gibbering wreck with all the confidence of a worm whenever I try to talk to them
At least, I convince myself that these are the reasons.
STORY OF MY LIIIIFE.
Ok so yes to all these things, except with friendships. Just take away “Is...
The Sunshine Kid: reblog with your desktop image →
thedancecommander:
acciofielding:
aggressivenutmeg:
electronicastaway:
thegestianpoet:
natyseixas:
abloodyapple:
endiness:
warp9:
donthateexterminate:
hellomynameisyourtv:
ALWAYS
Mmm Mister Matt Smith you are delightful.
If only it was this easy to keep my real room this neat and tidy…
PLEASE PLEASE JOB LORD LET ME GET THIS JOB
MY PARENTS ARE BUYING DAN AND I TICKETS TO SEE LOUIS C.K. IN AUGUST FOR OUR BIRTHDAYS NEXT MONTH!!!!
SO PSYCHED!!!!!
I love my folks : ))))
anytime you wanna leave your lover for me
dormitorygirl:
mymysterymeat:
would be a good time
to leave your lover
for me
So come lose your ooze upon my knee
‘Cause your heeeaaat is rising
Bioware Tells Straight Men to "Get Over" Being Hit... →
Had the most awesome dream last night. Realized ten minutes after I woke up that it wasn’t real. So pissed.
Why can’t we just be awesome friends?