I eat too much. I just ate something a minute ago …and I can’t remember what it was.
hobojew: bravelittleabacus: Here’s a track...
Popular TV shows I've never seen a single episode...
Glee Dr. Who
I <3 my bewbz.
Is there a not-sneaky way to cancel a facebook friend request?
Set the world on fire like there was no Al Gore.:... →
stompy-boots: thedancecommander: dormitorygirl: stompy-boots: Accept my friend requestttttt!!!!! GOOD LUCK FRIEND!! Fffh jealous!! Grats you. :D No he hasn’t! I sent it the night before last night! WHY WON’T HE LIKE MEEEEEE?!?!?! Tyler accepted mine in like…3 hours. … Awwww sorryyyyyy!! I guess I just sent my request at the right time or something. I’m sure...
thedancecommander: dormitorygirl: stompy-boots: Accept my friend requestttttt!!!!! GOOD LUCK FRIEND!! Fffh jealous!! Grats you. :D No he hasn’t! I sent it the night before last night! WHY WON’T HE LIKE MEEEEEE?!?!?! Tyler accepted mine in like…3 hours. Facebook friendships with older man musicians who I am crushing on are extremely important to my emotional state.
Accept my friend requestttttt!!!!!
Set the world on fire like there was no Al Gore.:... →
stompy-boots: thedancecommander replied to your post: Ugh how the shit do I do that thing where I post… you just hafta copy paste do do it. It’s really stupid D: I…guuuhh. I didn’t think the auction would really go that high. Now I feel bad for driving it up on you… Stupid… Welp, sorry I’ve beaten you out if this is where you’re stopping. I’ll do my best to make sure...
thedancecommander replied to your post: Ugh how the shit do I do that thing where I post… you just hafta copy paste do do it. It’s really stupid D: I…guuuhh. I didn’t think the auction would really go that high. Now I feel bad for driving it up on you… Stupid Tumblr…you should be able to reply to a reply so that your followers aren’t stuck reading half a conversation… ...
Ugh how the shit do I do that thing where I post your reply so I can reply to it? Stupid technology. I refuse to cut and paste. No, I’ll be alright. I just gotta cut back in some other places. It’s all good. Stuff like putting off a tattoo is totally worth it to own this piece of awesome. I’m mostly just trying to keep my savings account untouched. I don’t think...
I can't sleep.
Instead, I’m just thinking of things I can sell to make spending ridiculous money on a 7” ok. If I sell my DS, I can never get that game data back.
what the fuuuck
thedancecommander: why am I legitimately feeling upset about this!? GAHHH it’s not even that big of a deal. Fucking bloody vagina, ruining my life. Seriously. This. And my vagina isn’t even bleeding right now.
Me: Can I ask you guys a sensitive question?
Me: You know how we briefly talked about how I plan to get more tattoos someday?
Me: Well I just want to know for future reference...when that happens, would you guys just rather not know?
Dad: ...I don't know, Rei....
Mom: Are you thinking of doing this before the wedding?
Me: I don't know when. It's not like anyone would see it at the wedding, anyway.
Mom: You're a big girl...you can do what you want.
"You're a big girl...you can do what you want."
I'm 21 years old and I'm pretty sure this is the first time my parents have ever said that to me.
The grip is loosening!
I'm off to research artists who do good blackwork!
Tattoos to get in the next 2-3 years...or longer.
Straight Edge (already got this one drawn up) Tank Girl (one of the cover images from the originial comics) John Vanderslice lyrics (from Tablespoon of Codeine) Electric Six (Exterminate tentacles? Switzerland briefcase? Senor Smoke ladies and robot? something from the I Buy the Drugs music video?) Cover up of shitty lip tattoo (new bow? “INFECTED”?) Possibly some They Might...
Bantam Rooster- Private Affair
Mikhail: "Dammit, Conan, why are you so funny?"
Me: "He's not here so...he can't hear you and won't answer you."
Mikhail: "He never answers my letters..."
Me: "He never answers my SWEATERS."
Khail cracks up.
This is why I love having you as a roommate.
Nobody else would laugh at that.
Uhhhhh...here...something funny to end the night... →
Regretsy never fails to make me laugh.
This is fucking sick : ( →
Sorry to post such a bummer article, guys. But I’m just so shocked by this. This is not at all a matter of pro choice vs. pro life. This is just straight up murder. I am constantly amazed by what terrible things people are capable of. Honestly. These women actually gave birth to the babies. If you’ve gotten the baby out of you healthy and safely and you REALLY need to “get...
Let me just take a moment to talk about my... →
You should probably not click that link if you’re at work. But anyway, listen here, tumblr. This thing is the best invention ever. I discovered it last year and wanted one so badly…but they’re $60. But I finally went and bought one a few months ago and it was one of the best decisions evarr. This vibrator, in addition to working normally, can be hooked up to your iPod or...
HEY LOOK YOU GUYS! Something that isn't related...
What Americans think tacos look like: What tacos are really supposed to look like: Oh man I love tacos. I had tacos for dinner last night. Then I had tacos for lunch today. Then I had a taco for a snack in between meals. Then I ate tacos for dinner. Tacos tacos tacos. That’s really all I’ve got.
“They’ve made it so difficult to make custom content in 3, and that really really bothers me.” EXACTLY. I was never cool or patient enough to make any myself, but I loved loved loved downloading custom content for the Sims. That was like half of what I enjoyed about the game, being able to make people and houses like people and places I actually knew or that were cooler than the...
>> uhhhh... yeah... uhm... this is normal.
thedancecommander: stompy-boots replied to your post: Dear person who made the cleft chin slider for Sims 3, Omigod. If you’re doing what I think you’re doing, please post pictures. Bahahaha awesome. I’m one of those girls when I was younger that would make the boys I had crushes on in the Sims so I could make them like me. <3 the Sims…but 3 just kinda ruined a lot of...
thedancecommander: stompy-boots: thedancecommander: fuckyeahdickvalentine: I just want to be her. Just for that moment. Ssssshhhhhhhit. Just look at her face in that second picture. I want to know the context of these images. I felt so lucky when he hugged me in July. But this seems like so much more than just a hug. I keep wondering the same thing. She just looks so...
They are running out of ideas for interesting body... →
Because when I see a white squiggly thing, I automatically think “tadpole”. Also, lol BONE TADPOLE. Geeeet iiiiiiit?